Perfect job

Posted: 1st September 2010 by Annie in Ramblings

Wanted person to sit around, talk nonsense, drink coffee, smoke an occasional cigarette, eat when you feel like it and cuddle cats. Must be versatile (can vary sitting position) and show ability to multi-task (must be able to sit around, drink coffee and talk nonsense all at once) while having organisational skills (prioritise when to sit around and when to change sitting position).

Qualifications: Good competency level in sitting around. Excellent ability to talk nonsense. Must be insightful to know when cat needs a cuddle.

Candidates will be stringently tested on their level of nonsense and aptitude in sitting around.

  1. Foobies says:

    Sounds like management to me!

  2. Zombie says:

    Damn I don’t smoke.

  3. Annie says:

    But you gave up in the end?

    I love a cigarette but try not to…been giving up since starting :s