There are some things in life that I’d love to do, but will never get the chance or will never do through manners/social standing/being a nice person.
- Kicking in a door
- Telling a perfect stranger that they have ‘nice tits’
- Stealing a police car and tearing around the streets with the lights and sirens blaring
- Sky diving
- Getting £20,000 worth of turbo and other modifications installed on my R32
Meeting DJ Format- Smashing a window
- Slashing someones tyres (not just anyones, I’m not an animal)
- Publishing my own stories
- Winning the lottery (dur)
- Drive through traffic cones on the M25.
lol. 1,2, and 7 could easily have been sorted on any building site any time before y2k. you probably still can do 1 and 7, but the pc police have got hold of 2 for you i’m afraid. otheriwse, it was all considered quite normal behaviour. anyway. there’s nothing stopping you from doing a lot of that. except money and the law. minor incumbrances. minor i say. fill your boots!