You might remember a few months back, I mentioned having to go for a sperm test, then we got pregnant, so it was cancelled. Then we miscarried, so it was back on. So today, I had to do the deed and have a legitimate wank for the sake of my marriage. God, it was awful. [...]
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Legitimate wank for the sake of my marriage (contains TMI)
Posted: 27th August 2011 by Age in RamblingsTags: sperm test
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So, Battlefield 3 is coming soon and it looks like it’s going to be quite taxing on most PCs. I haven’t upgraded mine in a while and while most of it is still reasonably high end, my old graphics card (a BFG 280gtx) was looking rather dated. So I decided to treat myself to something [...]
Last night we were watching the Top Ten Inbetweeners Moments (bus wankers) and it was a good show ruined by idiots. The show featured a number of “guests” commenting on their favourite parts of the show, including Jimmy Carr and Anthony Head (fair enough) but they also had a number of twonks on their from [...]
Walking to the train station this morning, there was a bird in the surrounded by cats. I assumed it was dead, then I drew closer and it squeaked. So I went to rescue it. He was messed up. Tried to get away, but could only scrabble across the ground, squawking awkwardly. I picked it up, [...]
This is a nice idea. ‘Save the photograph’. People taking old school photographs and capturing where they were originally taken with a sentiment of some kind. On this one: Dear Photograph, We may have left Middletown, but our heart and sole will always be that of a shoemaker. Sam and Jacques The point is of course, [...]