News came today – my wife is officially pregnant! This might not sound like such a fantastic achievement to most people. Any fool with a penis can make a woman pregnant. But my wife suffers with polycystic ovaries which means that it is extremely difficult to conceive, or at least it is meant to be. [...]
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Finally, I’ve achieved something fantastic
Posted: 24th April 2011 by Age in I wish...Tags: Age 1, babies, pregnant, sperm, Wife 0
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My Unrealistic Birthday List
Posted: 30th September 2010 by Age in I wish...Tags: birthday list, birthday presents, one can dream
Wifey asked me to knock up a birthday list. I got a bit carried a way and completely unrealistic. One is allowed to dream though…. Here you go. I’m not sure how much you intend to spend and I dont expect you to spend much, but just in case, here is everything i can think [...]
I had a nice cold beer (10 mintues later) ..swish swish swoooooo…. glug, glug, glug
I’m not having much luck selling my car, which frankly is making me a little miserable. I loved that old thing and was sure with all the love I’d given it over the last year, someone else could easily love it just as much. We’ve had it up for sale for a couple of months [...]
…I had a soda stream. Went to my friends at the weekend who has one. They are amazing, turn normal water into sparkling…why do we forget these things and then they come round again and we are amazed again! AND you can get flavours and turn the water into actual lemonade and coke!!…oh AND they [...]
Friday’s wish 1
Posted: 11th June 2010 by Annie in I wish...Tags: Head phones, Noisy neighbours, Please shut up
I had a helicopter…or even a jet pack, either would do.