Annie, Sorry for my late reply, I’ve been distracted by other things. Yes, that’s exactly what I meant. Dear Mr Brown, You’re far too fat and sleazy looking to be Prime Minister of our Country. How did you sneak into power anyway? You lot always seem to do stuff like that while I’m watching. Sneaky! [...]
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Letter To Annie….
Posted: 22nd April 2010 by Age in Letters to...Tags: gordon brown, Letters to..., nick clegg, spoof
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Dear Age, I knew your car would be part of your best weekend – it’s no secret – it is the second love of your life after Sarah! Also regarding driving on roads near me – yeah you better avoid me now after your cheek – but with the rate I get through cars, bet you [...]
Dearest Annie, I too enjoy option 1. My other ideal weekend, as sad as it might sound to a “normal” is spent outside detailing the car. Wash, polishing, glaze, wax, seal…stand back and admire. Next day come out to find it covered in volcanic dust. Dammit! In case you’re wondering a good session takes about [...]
Dear Age, Now you have me thinking….there are two weekends I can think of in my list of best weekends…. 1.Lazy weekend..you get up late after a lie in with the cat. Have a nice breakfast. Sit around for a while watching Saturday Kitchen. Maybe go to the market/maybe not. Walk the dog, (the weather has [...]
Dear Annie, Food is a good way to make a man’s stomach fatter. There are far better ways to a man’s heart – too rude for the internet So here’s the question for you. What’s the best way to spend the weekend? Love Age.
Dear Age, I agree there are definately phrases that can totally get your goat……an untimely word of wisdom may get right up your nose i.e. ‘there’s people worse off’ can heap monumental guilt on me and yet I am guilty of using this probably just as much as the next fellow. …anyway on to bread. There [...]
Dearest Annie, Interesting choice of “What if?” Question. I’m not going to tell you that you’re still beautiful, people might be watching *looks shady*. Your question has stumped me, I must admit. There are a few sayings that have helped me manage my life like – “beer then wine, you’ll be fine, wine then beer, [...]
Dear Age, I was grasping at straws with that last question anyway I don’t really lose sleep over Aerosmith and Run DMC for future reference but I do lose sleep over troubles and turmoils and the purpose to existence. My question would be ‘What if I stopped worrying would I look younger?’ Which is pretty [...]
Dearest Annie, That relic of a pc actually takes me back some years to my youth when we used BBC computers, ZX spectrums and commodore 64′s for our work and fun. Oh, those hazy days of joy, how I miss them. I’m afraid I cannot answer your question as I don’t really know the song. [...]
I.T.'s green and easy…. Letter to Age
Posted: 12th April 2010 by Annie in Letters to...Tags: letter
Dear Age, This will be an end to all your IT worries…forget the high spec equipment that is not working properly and invest in one of these little beauties. It’s 100% reliable, rugged type writer keyboard, tough vinyl polyurathane casing, large on/off switch, plugs directly into your tv *, variety of software equipment is available [...]