If Carlsberg made First Person Shooters… No, just joshing. I was musing the other day that gaming lately has become a bit “meh” – everything’s the same and nothing is truly great. I’m not just talking about First Person Shooters, I mean any game. I love(d) Grand Theft Auto, but GTA IV was a disappointment [...]
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Possibly the best First Person Shooter in the world
Posted: 25th October 2010 by Age in MusingsTags: battlefield 2, call of duty, carlsberg, medal of honour, modern warfare, team work
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When I tell people my better half is a potter, often the response from ladies is ‘Ooo is it like the scene from ‘Ghost’ at your house?’ (you know the film where Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze get jiggy in the mud). Yesterday while lunching with two friends, this came up as my female friend [...]
“You will have cool sex”
Posted: 21st October 2010 by Age in MusingsTags: cool sex, junk mail, spam, viagra
In my inbox today – “You will have cool sex!” Cool sex? Surely no one wants that? Surely you’d want it warm? Wait. I think I went too far, but not as far as @zombie_dod – “Yeah cool sex just sounds like necrophilia to me.”
This is how I feel today.
I don’t know much about art, but…
Posted: 15th October 2010 by Age in MusingsTags: art, fancy art, graiffiti, weird shit
I know what I like. That too is varied. I’m not stupid enough to think an empty room with a flashing light bulb in it could be considered art. That’s not art, that’s some pompous twonk messing with electricity. Real art is fun to look at and fills you with feelings or makes you contemplate [...]
I love you Google street view
Posted: 11th October 2010 by Age in MusingsTags: google, google street view, unknown places
I recently had to go somewhere new and with a set time to get there, I needed to know the best route. Just like anything else in life, when I need answers I turn to Google. A quick search on Google maps gave me an estimated walking time from the train station to my destination. [...]
Am I out of date? or I am out of date.
Posted: 5th October 2010 by Annie in MusingsTags: out of date books, out of date computers, out of date technology phobes, out of date trousers, out of date tv, out of date videos
If only I could post photos…I said that without even thinking, haha yes I cannot work that out yet, well I lost the lead that makes the magic happen anyway! I had an idea for some bad pictures of me in an afro wig I own. Anyway back to Google images to find something that [...]
Henry’s Cat – They don’t make them like that anymore
Posted: 1st October 2010 by Age in MusingsTags: cartoon, henrys cat, youth
There he is, Henry’s cat. They don’t make cats like that anymore. The grouchy, mellow yellow feline who knows everything about nothing and not too much about that. I don’t remember Henry’s cat ever pissing on the kitchen floor. Everything seemed better when you were younger didn’t it? Cartoons nowadays are pants. When I was [...]
Even visiting you parents can be fun
Posted: 1st October 2010 by Age in MusingsTags: car, driving, fun, r32
I got home last night and fancied going for a drive. I made an excuse that I wanted to go an buy some booze, but really I just wanted a reason to be able to go for a little drive. This would never have happened in the old days. A car was simply a necessary [...]
Solid copy, we are Oscar Mike
Posted: 22nd September 2010 by Age in MusingsTags: blue light, boys, cool stuff, military terminology
Why is it that (most) military terminology and jargon sounds so much cooler than the standard English language? Probably because I’m a boy I guess, but phrases like “solid copy”, “oscar mike”, “blue-on-blue”, “tango down” etc, etc – are awfully cool. Even something simple like “clicks” for kilometers, adds jazz to a simple word. It’s [...]