Dear Annie, You’re bonkers. Wasn’t it the Earl of Sandwich who invented the sandwich? Hence the name? To answer your question would actually take some serious thought. I suppose the logical answer is to pick some famous people you’d love to meet, but in truth, sometimes its ignorance is bliss. I’d rather not meet most [...]
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Dear Annie
Posted: 11th May 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Letters to...Tags: letter, people, sandwiches
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Dear Annie, I totally agree, those e-mails are annoying. I never respond to them, unless they are side-splittingly hilarious, in which case I delete the line that says “forward on to 10 friends or you will die tomorrow” and send it on the 10 friends… I had a sandwich for lunch, what is your favourite [...]
Letter To Annie….
Posted: 22nd April 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Letters to...Tags: gordon brown, Letters to..., nick clegg, spoof
Annie, Sorry for my late reply, I’ve been distracted by other things. Yes, that’s exactly what I meant. Dear Mr Brown, You’re far too fat and sleazy looking to be Prime Minister of our Country. How did you sneak into power anyway? You lot always seem to do stuff like that while I’m watching. Sneaky! [...]
Dearest Annie, I too enjoy option 1. My other ideal weekend, as sad as it might sound to a “normal” is spent outside detailing the car. Wash, polishing, glaze, wax, seal…stand back and admire. Next day come out to find it covered in volcanic dust. Dammit! In case you’re wondering a good session takes about [...]
Dear Annie, Food is a good way to make a man’s stomach fatter. There are far better ways to a man’s heart – too rude for the internet So here’s the question for you. What’s the best way to spend the weekend? Love Age.
Dearest Annie, Interesting choice of “What if?” Question. I’m not going to tell you that you’re still beautiful, people might be watching *looks shady*. Your question has stumped me, I must admit. There are a few sayings that have helped me manage my life like – “beer then wine, you’ll be fine, wine then beer, [...]
Dearest Annie, That relic of a pc actually takes me back some years to my youth when we used BBC computers, ZX spectrums and commodore 64′s for our work and fun. Oh, those hazy days of joy, how I miss them. I’m afraid I cannot answer your question as I don’t really know the song. [...]
Letter To Annie
Posted: 12th April 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Letters to...Tags: dog poo, letter
Dearest Annie, Many thanks for your swift reply. I shall consider your words. So, onto the next subject. Dog poo. I think frankly that you certainly have a smelly problem on your hands there. Perhaps the dog knows something you don’t? My budgie eats its own poo, in fact it even poo’s in its food [...]
The idea, or series of ideas that follow are intended to gather the differing views of Annie and myself. We’re friends, but we are also very different. She’s a hippy, I’m a geek. She’s lovely, I’m grumpy. She’s blonde, I’m not. Hopefully there will be some deep insights into llife. Either that or just a [...]