Archive for the ‘Musings’ Category

As a lifelong gamer I have fond memories of certain games that I know I’m viewing through rose-tinted goggles and if I went to play them now, they’d be bloody awful. Grand Theft Auto 3 is a perfect example. I loved that game. But when I tried to play it on my PS3, it looked [...]

Time is the enemy…

Posted: 22nd December 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Musings

…and you thought it was HMRC. There just aren’t enough hours in the day. With work, commuting, Christmas shopping, washing, ironing, eating, pooping, blah, blah, blah…where are we meant to fit in the fun stuff? I’ve got so much to do already that finding time to blog, write stories, help @zombie_dod and others with their [...]

You might think me biased (being his friend and all) but some people have a talent which you truly have to stand back and admire. Scott is one of those people. A freelance photographer with an eye for detail he snaps wonderful photos with ease. Yet he’s so awfully fussy – out of 40,000 photographs [...]

I’m not homophobic but that’s ghey

Posted: 16th November 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Musings
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One of the chaps in the office said he was trying to break his kid of certain phrases. Apparently his 9 year old had taken to running around calling things “gay”. It’s the craze, everyone’s doing it. Back in the day, “Gay” meant to be happy, then later it was a reference to homosexuals, now [...]

Things that are funny but probably shouldn’t be

Posted: 10th November 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Musings
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Sometimes you stifle a snigger laughing at something totally appropriate that you know shouldn’t be funny. Like this snap of a “shocked” woman attending the Millbank Riots. Apparently she doesn’t like seeing Police beating protesters. In reality it looks like she’s just seen a rather large and unexpected penis. A colleague bought a leaving present [...]

R32 porn

Posted: 8th November 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Musings
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My lovely mate Zombie honoured me with his photography skills this weekend. Totally worth sharing.

First Person or Third Person?

Posted: 27th October 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Musings, Writing
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I’m what you could call a “bedroom” author – that is I write in my bedroom, not about bedrooms. I used to be a bedroom DJ, no one really heard me play, but a few choice people have read my stories. I’ve always written fiction in the third person, but lately I’ve been toying with [...]

Possibly the best phone in the world

Posted: 27th October 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Musings
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In this wonderful world of free speech where Kodabar, Lex and I can all dream up our own ideal video games and no one will pay any attention whatsoever, I thought about what other wonderful things I could conjure up with my imagination. The mobile phone Yesterday I was musing with a friend about how [...]

If Carlsberg made First Person Shooters… No, just joshing. I was musing the other day that gaming lately has become a bit “meh” – everything’s the same and nothing is truly great. I’m not just talking about First Person Shooters, I mean any game. I love(d) Grand Theft Auto, but GTA IV was a disappointment [...]

“You will have cool sex”

Posted: 21st October 2010 by By Adrian Willings in Musings
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In my inbox today – “You will have cool sex!” Cool sex? Surely no one wants that? Surely you’d want it warm? Wait. I think I went too far, but not as far as @zombie_dod – “Yeah cool sex just sounds like necrophilia to me.”